March 7 th TOSSERS no bounce! like watching junior footy Auskick trounced once more by evil empire AFL the Donald Trump of sport world domination crass pursuit of wealth changing rules and fixtures like so many gaudy guernseys and another chance to gouge to turn a buck milk the mugs stiff the punters not give a flying fuck no bounce! the very thing that makes our game unique and quirky that ball would land a dozen different ways depending on the weather wind condition of the turf now it...

June 30 th I ain’t no Samuel Pepys these daily peeps are not the stuff of history no London burning plague of rats regimes changing merely misery this and that disguised as art and dogged grim determination to finish what I start to leave a mark fill in blanks tick those boxes dot some i’s a pox upon you Mr P you set the bar too high.

June 27 th EOFY sounds like… toffee but there’s nothing sweet about this time of year those numbers tell the tale and it’s a sorry one in cold hard naked facts and figures is shouting from the rooftops dollars flooding out payments trickling in barely enough to keep a girl afloat worthless down to the last groat and tittle it were ever so make a little go a long long way from pay day to pay day hand to mouth go to woe.